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Spencer & Ly
"I'll marry you when I'm 50 and all my kids are gone"
— Ly, 2026 (terms & conditions apply)
Countdown to Forever
Our Love Story
In 2026, in the vibrant city of Dubai, Spencer met Ly — a beautiful Vietnamese woman with a smile that could light up the Burj Khalifa. He made her laugh. She made a deal.
"If I'm 50, divorced, and all my kids have left... I'll marry you. Because you're funny and you'll keep me entertained."
Spencer, a man of patience and unwavering comedic talent, accepted these terms. And so began the longest engagement in human history.
Wedding Details
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When
March 6, 2048
4:00 PM Dubai Time
(Subject to all conditions being met)
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Where
Dubai, UAE
Exact venue TBD
(We have 22 years to decide)
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Dress Code
Futuristic Formal
Whatever 2048 fashion looks like
(Spencer will wear a classic suit anyway)
The Journey to "I Do"
2026
Spencer makes Ly laugh for the 10,000th time
2028
Ly gets married (not to Spencer, obviously)
2030
Spencer still waiting. Still funny.
2035
Kids growing up. Spencer perfecting his dad jokes.
2040
Ly starts considering Spencer might actually be the one
2045
Kids leave the nest. Countdown intensifies.
2048
THE WEDDING. Spencer (65) & Ly (50). Peak comedy romance.
The Terms & Conditions
Binding Agreement — Est. 2026, Dubai
- 1. Ly must reach the age of fifty (50) years.
- 2. All children must have officially "left the nest" (defined as: moved out, self-sufficient, no longer requiring daily parental intervention).
- 3. Ly must be legally divorced from any existing marriage(s).
- 4. Spencer must remain demonstrably funny. Annual comedy audits may apply.
- 5. Spencer must continue to provide adequate entertainment value, as determined solely by Ly.
- 6. Both parties must still be alive. (Given the timeline, this is not a trivial condition.)
Frequently Asked Questions
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See You in 2048
Spencer (65) & Ly (50) — Dubai's most patient love story
Built with love, humor, and an unreasonable amount of optimism 👻